Paradoxical Paradigms

That beard is pretty well-preserved.

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Hey, for the record, I don’t actually look like Jesus. Beard + long hair ≠ Iron Age Jewish preacher. Also, I’m white.

Changed my photo because I have a beard now.

Just FYI. It’s still me. Only I’m fuzzy now.

Fresh out of the shower, lookin’ like a schmuck, and reppin’ mother nature.

I haven’t shaved since September. If I participate in “No Shave” November, it will be “That shit is just getting unruly now” November. Does trimming count?

Cue the pube jokes.

I promised you beard progress pics, but I’ve been inconsistent and flaky lately. So here you go. Not the best picture, but oh well. Also, a mug of ginseng green tea to ward away yesterday’s sickness and today’s melancholy. Cheers.

Three days without shaving… which is pretty typical. No beard, just looking scruffy and getting ready to go out. Peace.

So the social media and friend consensus was that I should, in fact, grow a beard.

Although I was probably going to anyway :P

The only person who actually said no was my sister.

Perhaps I’ll keep my patchy progress posted here.

Looking forward to the awkward phase in which I will look constantly hungover and just-out-of-bed for a few weeks. Last shave: September 20.

To beard, or not to beard? That is the question.