Hey, for the record, I don’t actually look like Jesus. Beard + long hair ≠ Iron Age Jewish preacher. Also, I’m white.

So the social media and friend consensus was that I should, in fact, grow a beard.

Although I was probably going to anyway :P

The only person who actually said no was my sister.

Perhaps I’ll keep my patchy progress posted here.

Looking forward to the awkward phase in which I will look constantly hungover and just-out-of-bed for a few weeks. Last shave: September 20.