Every episode of House, ever.

Some guy with a Ph.D.: “Dr. House, this patient has some mysterious condition.”

Dr. House: “Let me go take some drugs and use my bafflingly authentic American accent to show you all up.”

Some guy with a Ph.D.: “We all simultaneously hate you because you’re an asshole but begrudgingly respect your unorthodox methods. How on earth did you do it?”

  1. bonedrawer said: i don’t know how people are genuinely intrigued still. i’m sure they’ve kept up the storyline with the other characters but COME ON
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